Though I do think there’s something to be said for the theory of “more of me to love.” April 15, 2008

A: So on Craigslist, my sense is that the only ads you know for sure are real are the “BBWs.”
B: I’m impressed by the pride of the BBWs
A: Though I do think there’s something to be said for the theory of “more of me to love.”
B: Skinny guys need a cushion
A: It’s really crucial.
A: I [...]

That’s a roommate April 1, 2008

A: I just had to use paper towels to wipe my ass… .man, that shit hurts
B: What the fuck man.
B: I mean are you living a life of fucking squalor?
B: You’re goddamn 30 years old, you should not be wiping your ass with paper towels.
B: I take this as a very bad omen for your [...]