Archive for the 'sex' Category

Pretty absurd, looking back
May 5, 2008

A: I dated a girl for over three years… in high school. The old “itch” is much more intense during that period.
B: I’ve decided that a fairly steady high school relationship is probably the way to go — since I’m not sure most high schoolers know how to fully enjoy a promiscuous sexual life.
B: guys [...]

So I guess I’ve been unduly influenced.
April 18, 2008

A: So I was telling a gay friend about the “condoms in the nightstand” story.
B: wait, which story is this? i forget.
B: oh, the girl who thought you were tacky or whatever, right?
A: Creepy, she said.
A: It was creepy that I kept condoms in my nightstand.
B: right.
A: So we agreed that she would’ve maybe [...]