Burger King is never a good idea May 1, 2008

A: Why do I sometimes think that Burger King is a good idea?
B: Burger King is never a good idea
A: Well, it has now become a part of me.
A: That’s right: they were filming one of their commercials, and the King raped me.

but he’s not happy about it March 21, 2008

A: Last night my AA friend and I were hanging out with C, and he told this joke:
A: A pedophile and a six-year-old are walking through the woods at night. The kid starts complaining about how dark and scary it is, and the pedophile says, “You think this is scary? I have to walk back [...]