a dime a dozen there April 2, 2008

A: C. really needs to fucking get a job!
B: …
A: she wants to go out for a drive…. Christ, woman, I have to get work done sometime!
B: …
B: tell her to get a fucking hobby
A: all her hobbies cost money
B: tell her to blog
B: A LOT
B: for hours
B: tell her to go strip
A: I’ve tried
A: [...]

That’s a roommate April 1, 2008

A: I just had to use paper towels to wipe my ass… .man, that shit hurts
B: What the fuck man.
B: I mean are you living a life of fucking squalor?
B: You’re goddamn 30 years old, you should not be wiping your ass with paper towels.
B: I take this as a very bad omen for your [...]