A: Would you ever consider having C. over to your house?
B: Hmmm….
B: probably
B: he’s an oddball
B: but seems harmless
A: He’s a convicted sex offender and suspected terrorist.
B: Oh
B: I was not aware of that
A: Actually, no.
B: Oh, that’s too bad.
A: I’m just afraid of becoming a social recluse.
B: what are you going ot do when / if C. & his wife leave? Can you afford a place on your own?
A: I feel like once I turn that corner, I’ll find there’s no one there when I’m really ready for some fellowship.
A: I can [...]
A: What’s a little blowjob between friends
B: Exactly.
B: I’ll eat pineapple or whatever Cosmo recommends beforehand.
A: Hmm … I’d not heard the pineapple thing. I might not might the post ejaculate kiss as much then.
A: Wow. That was kind of gross. Even by my standards
B: Yeah, that’s one of those comments by [...]
A: self-destructive friends are the best
A: until they find Jesus
A: then they’re just annoying
B: Seriously.
B: Finding Jesus should be illegal.
A: jesus
A: i just got a spam for date rape drugs
B: Awesome.
B: It’s about time the ladies started pushing back on that front.
B: What are you doing tonight?
[a couple minutes pass]
B: Fine, sorry to pry.
A: sorry
A: i was boiling water
B: HA!
B: That’s the proverbial excuse for those who ditch an online debate midway through: “I’m [...]
