A: I dated a girl for over three years… in high school. The old “itch” is much more intense during that period.
B: I’ve decided that a fairly steady high school relationship is probably the way to go — since I’m not sure most high schoolers know how to fully enjoy a promiscuous sexual life.
B: guys [...]
A: How was the date?
B: It went pretty well.
B: Turns out this woman is a lot more negative than I first realized.
A: That’s a good sign
B: We’ll probably go out again.
A: This is the black girl?
B: No, Jewish.
A: Oh.
A: I drunk-dialed C Friday night, apparently.
A: My ex
B: Wow. You don’t remember doing this
B: ?
A: I DO NOT.
A: In fact, when discussing the night’s events with someone who was also there, I said, “Well, at least I didn’t drunk-dial C.”
B: Wow. That is catastrophic intoxication, when you don’t remember doing things
A: This [...]
A: So I was telling a gay friend about the “condoms in the nightstand” story.
B: wait, which story is this? i forget.
B: oh, the girl who thought you were tacky or whatever, right?
A: Creepy, she said.
A: It was creepy that I kept condoms in my nightstand.
B: right.
A: So we agreed that she would’ve maybe [...]
A: i think i am done with the new guy
B: what happened?
A: oh he is just wacky
B: haha
B:you don’t like wacky?
A: by wacky i mean clingy
B: ew
A: and also just annoying
A: and lacking in cultural knowledge
A: your head would roll
A: he doesn’t know what lychees are fod goodness sake!
B: um.. my guy didn’t know what [...]
