my words at the time

A: I knew I was drunk last night when I declared loudly that I would gladly fuck Elmo
B: Wow.
B: I think it’s the loudness that does it, though — I can see saying that sober under the right circumstances.
A: A few of us were playing ‘Fuck, Friend or Throw off a Cliff’
A: You ever played this?
B: No
A: I’ll explain
A: I was given the names Ernie, Elmo and Oscar the Grouch, and I had to choose which one I’d fuck, which one I’d want as a friend, and which one I’d throw off a cliff
B: Oscar was the friend, I assume.
A: Absolutely
A: Ernie went off the cliff
A: And I’d fuck the shit out of Elmo — my words at the time