A: The sexual imagery of spirituality is always worth a little giggle
B: my dad always says that too. man that pisses my mom off.
A: it would piss my mom off, too.
A: the last thing she wants to think about is sex — let alone the possibility that she’s thinking about sex and God simultaneously
B: [...]
A: It is really intolerably cold out.
B: How cold is it?
A: 0
A: Just flat out 0.
B: That is indeed a bit nippy
A: Well, that’s the windchill. The literal temp is 14.
B: That’s “I need a drink” weather
A: C and I did go to the bar last night.
A: There’s a bus that runs between our house [...]
A: Are you the one that would fuck Elmo?
B: hahaha
B: no
B: but i like that you thought it could have been
A: hahaha
A: well I have mentally noted
A: that I will be playing “friend, fuck or throw off a cliff” in the near future
B: haha
B: right
B: i don’t know why they both wanted oscar as friend
B: [...]
A: What would you say if I told you I had been keeping a Daily Kos diary for years?
B: I’m at a loss
B: I can’t even come up w/ a response
B: Nothing would make sense anymore. I’d end up shaving and swearing off the internet
A: It would benefit you then, in a sense.
B: true
B: [...]
A: where’d you guys end up staying on Frid.?
B: a microtel
A: How was it?
B: which was pretty shitty except for the full size mirror heardboard for the bed
A: awesome!
B: hell yeah!
A: you get to finally see your orgasm face?
B: haha, um no.
A: Ah well … too bad.
B: i close my eyes
A: A bit like a [...]
